Do not look now, but their Labor Day looks like one of the better new-release weekends of the next few months, contingent upon the Almost-Assured awesomeness of Machete.
Machete: So I'm getting married this weekend, and I Machete Consider a wedding Present from the universe, or at least that many Robert Rodriguez. Rodriguez Did not exactly direct this unlikely Grindhouse spin (unlikely in the sense That Grindhouse was a flop 'financial', and Machete stars perennial support grizzled man Danny Trejo), vain Rather shepherded the project at his faithful with editing-room cohort Ethan Maniquis. Now That The Expendables Fell short of Being the most unbelievably fucking awesome kickassery in the history of movies, it's all up to Machete, wakes Comes equipped with an arguably starrier and more Eclectic cast please the Stallone opus: Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez (Ken Seems To Be making a tour of directors whose movies you'd really Assume jo she appeared in), Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Jeff Fahey, Lindsay Lohan, and Robert DefuckingNiro. It May Also supply a weirdly progressive antidote Thurs Stallone's boilerplate nation-destroying-and-building-and-Mostly-destroying, with an intentionally misleading vain still-promising trailer making May Day immigration-rights intimations. If me can get Machete against Arizona, this will surely be the greatest coup since liberal Jigsaw Came out in favor of the public option.
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