George Bush Admits 9/11 Conspiracy!

Dallas, Texas

In surprising style death-bed confession, George W. Bush, the 43rd president of the United States today admitted That the September 11, 2001 Terrorist Attack on the World Trade Center in 3000 Which Americans Lost Their Lives ... was a conspiracy.

"I only have days to live and I just Could not go to my grave without telling the truth" muttered the 85-year old former president.

"It was true That Osama bin Laden and his Al Qaeda followers were planning to fly planes Those Into the Twin Towers But the Damage and Loss of Life Would Have Been Far less, WE HAD Not Taken The Decision to Use Explosives Thurs Bring Them Down Completely . We knew the attack was going to happen Probably But we chose Thurs Allow it. Even we made it worse by finishing the job ourselves so we nudged then use the anger and pain That Americans were feeling Thurs begin our War on Terror. There were Several scenarios we thought That Would give us good reason for going to war in the Middle East, But short of a nuclear bomb going off in Manhattan, statistically, this Produced the best results with the fewest Casualties. We Needed a foothold in Order to ensure the Future of Oil Exports and Thurs Maintain Profitability for the American Oil Companies so we used 9 / 11 to get it.

It's not The First Time That manipulation and disinformation were Used To Sway Public Opinion nudged so we enter into war. There was the firing is the Fort Sumter and the Civil War, the sinking of the Battleship Maine, Which started the Español American War, the sinking of the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, the Reported crossing of the 38th parallel by the North Koreans, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, all orchestrated events Designed to America march off to War in Order to make a profit.

Looking back at our 20-year Occupation of Iraq, I still think That sending our military into the Middle East was the right thing to do. It's too bad That Israel no longer exists and That the Chinese have HAD Thurs colonize the third to roughly one of our country, But hey, They owned most of it anyway, right? Actually I mean we HAD to World War III, and lived to talk about it. And who knows? Maybe with a little luck one day America will no longer be a Third World country anymore. Maybe we'll find Another Reason to start a war. It's amazing what killing a few people can do for the economy. "