Saturday, October 16, 2010

Your Friend Texts You Updates From Last Night's Yankees-Rangers Game

Hey im here at Arlington Cemetery

Whoops i meant arlington stadium. Stupid AutoCorrect

Im Sure it'll be like a cemetery is a account of the Yankees will kill the rangers and They will die and be dead

Not really, i dont really want anyone to die, just get beat & Lose

Yankee tradition

We play with passion and tradition everytime we put the uniforms are

Im here with my buddy schmo. You remember schmo from When We Used To work at Ponderosa? They was the One Who Listened to Dave Matthews Band and prepped everything by just microwaving it

Wanted everyone to Call him "king of the grill"

Anyway, we screen an schmo Printed shirts That somethings say 'rangers equals Strangers. " We re wearing now Them



I Wanted To Make Them Say "rangers equals no danger" But we got in a fight about it and i lost. Back of my knee got skinned up "some how. [Expletive] it i am a true champion. Winning the Yankee tradition

Beware rangers are up 5-0

Doesn't matter the Yankees have what it takes to win. You just watch. Derek Jeter will find a way to win, they always does

Thats what the yankees Makes Different from Other teams. if other teams are losing theyre just like "DOY who cares if we lose, my team has no pride or tradition"

Pride of the Yankees

Hell yeah Yankees WorldCom back, what did i tell you

I Knew They Would Come Back. Partly Because im a genius in an Partly Because the Yankees winning tradition and heart

Yankees Take the Lead !!!!!! 111

Aw [expletive]

We got kicked out of the stadium. Schmo, we were an Trying To Make a beer bong and They Told us leave Thurs. Nazis

Schmo Called Them fascists. There was a guy near us wearing a Che Guevara shirt But they wouldnt help us evangelical

Poser

Guy says outside the Yankees Won

Winning tradition of the Yankees

Hey can you look up the consituton on the internet an see if theres an amedment against making beer bongs in a stadium When You Arent Even hurting anybody

Yannnnnnnnnnkeeeees

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