The Ryder Cup Will Have More Birdies Than Tweets

"I know I can not use Twitter this weekend, But can I still use MySpace? It's so cutting edge!"

Very early this morning - we mean an early 2:45 AM (!) - The 2010 Ryder Cup Underway got from Celtic Manor in Wales. This time around, the U.S. Looking to Defend is the 2008 title it won at Valhalla while the Europeans are Trying for Another Win Their home is the Soil (where they've managed Thurs guarantees Three straight). Really, though, only one thing's for grieving Heading Into the Weekend - May there be "some birdies, But you're not likely to see Any tweets.

EARLIER this week, Corey Pavin and Colin Montgomerie - the Captains for Both Teams - made it clear That the U.S. European players, and Will Be Banned from using Twitter and Other Social Networking Sites DURING the entirety of the Ryder Cup. If you're Wondering, there's no word if this applies Thurs seeing golf-loving Justin Timberlake, actor in "The Social Network" at the local Cineplex Between rounds.

Why the ban? Good question. Pavin Explained That "it's important Thurs Focus on the Ryder Cup." OK, Fair Enough. Pavin acknowledged Bout That "first thing a week from today, I'm grieving Tweeting It will be all over the place." That's right, starting on Monday, the U.S. Surely team will be getting a tweet ITS. Big time.

As for the Europeans, Montgomerie Stressed the Importance That his team "focus on the job at hand this week." In Case You Were Wondering, Rory McIlroy, your job this weekend is the golf, NOT teaching a spinning class. And you too, Graeme McDowell. Just Remember That No Matter How Much You May Wish it were true, you are not a judge is Germany's Next Top Model. Stick to the links, please.

So look out McDowell, McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, Stewart Cink, Zach Johnson, Hunter Mahan, Bubba Watson, Ian Poulter, and Francesco Molinari, we've got you in our sights TweetDeck. Because Twitter Any Ban That Is Announced on Twitter, then Immediately disputed, is likely Thurs hit a rough patch or two. And if - or "when - it does, you CAN count is us being there. Yeah, we're looking at you Johnson, See If You Can Make it through the weekend without mentioning your monogrammed pillow Cases again. We dare you.