Friday, October 1, 2010

White House Gives Outgoing Chief Of Staff Rahm Emanuel A Parting Gift: A Dead Fish

EARLIER today, President Obama Announced White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel is stepping down, to Run for Mayor of Chicago. Pete Rouse It will be his replacement. 

CBS News reports Austan Goolsbee, the Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors, Emanuel Presented With A Present at his final Senior Staff meeting in the Roosevelt Room this morning: 

"I talked to the policy team and we wanted to Give you a going away present," Goolsbee is quoted by Gibbs as telling the morning meeting of top White House aides. 

Goolsbee said the staff wanted to Give Emanuel "something to show how we feel about you, But Also shows me Understand Your New Possibilities." 

Emanuel unwrapped the Present Immediately Recognized and what it was: "This is a dead fish," they reportedly declared. 

Actually, it was More Than That, Explained Goolsbee. 

"" To most people it looks like a dead fish, But to a future Mayor of Chicago, it looks like a dead Asian Carp. " 

  
The significance of That gift? The New York Times reminds us how, "Mr. Emanuel still trades on a reputation sealed years ago as a ferocious operative, a reputation That, by most accounts is dated." 

While they Remains a tough, foul-mouthed scrapper, they're more likely is These Days to Give a dog dish to a senator WHO got a new puppy (as they did Thurs Kent Conrad this summer), please send a dead fish Thurs an enemy (as they did two Decades ago as a brash young campaign aide).

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