Everyone across America must not have fallen asleep playing with flatscreens Their MTV last week. How else Can We Explain how this show still gets good ratings despite having "Turned into the dullest, most Repetitive television soap opera is?
At least that many this episode started out right, with Jwoww adjusting her magnificent chest (she Creative Commons License the girls were just a little Higher up-we all have our demons, Jenni) before going out to celebrate Gay Pride Week with Snooki. As They dance with Their new best friends, MVP mack on some ladies at a Different club. "We're having fun, we're getting girls. You know, I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and her girl friend's girl friend's girl friend, "says Mike. That's the situation.
The good vibes Disappear "when Jenni and Snooks get home and decides Snooki Thurs call Emilio. "I met some gay friends!" She chirps Thurs him. "You went on a date with guys? I'm gonna go on a date with lesbians, "he replies, like the ape-man hybrid who is. Jenni is upset about at his unenlightened views. "Tell 'im to Google it! It's Gay Parade ... week-end, "she slurs, this close to passing out.
Snooki tries Thurs Explain how homosexuality works Thurs Emilio, who's uninterested vain. "Put him in at his place, Snook!" Says Jwoww. Next thing me know, Snooki's yelling: "You are making me miserable! ... When I go to a club, I f-ing miss you. ... I f-ing hate you. This is your second chance. This is your second chance. You Ruined it. "She hangs up just as they's telling her," I do not miss you. "When the receiver clicks, Jwoww applauds. That was so much more entertaining than a Sammi-Ronnie fight.
Mike invites two lucky girls Thurs accompany him and the boys back to the house. But "when They arrive home, The Situation Finds That two backup girls not have decided Also to me this Thurs Casa Jersey Shore. Oh no! Er, hold up ... Did not this exact thing happen last season?
Mike invites the B-Squad, Kristen and a girl they CALLS a "Hippopotamus"-to wait outside while they Transports the first pair into a Different wing of the house. After the girls Have Been separated into two Separate bedrooms, MVP converges for a summit.
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