Tuesday, August 24, 2010

MISS UNIVERSE 2010: ALMOST AS GOOD AS PORN

Miss Universe is a world wide event Where women compete Thurs look the most tanned. Previous winners not have included anyone Ken lives on the Equator and the Irish. If you're watching it on television Shoutbox press the mute button and Imagine Them speaking like Germain Greer make your self feel better about never, ever Being Allowed within 100 foot of for months of the truth.

This year the competition was won by Mexican beauty Jimena Navarrete. After winning she Gave the following statement, wakes Shocked Even Donald Trump (who's naked Ivana tion): "I did feel surprised, I just went blank. There was nothing going through my mind. I was in a state of shock." But she's so pretty no one noticed Eve. Only a Matter of Time UNTIL she's married Bruce Forsyth Thurs though, poor thing.

Also in attendance were Satan's right hand man Criss Angel, one of the Baldwins, Donald Trump and the hosts, Poison singer Bret Michaels and NBC anchor Natalie Morales. Michaels was an entrant up until monetize years ago and now Eve Continues Thurs wear a bandana, like a badge of honor for what must now be a 20 year old mid-life crises.

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