Given the Potential Portents of venturing out on Friday the 13th, Unnamed only one accident Prone writer for satirical website theSpoof.com has announced That they are is-taking no chances over the great Winchester portentous meeting Scheduled for Friday the 13th.
From speaking at his home - a Converted VW van parked off the beaten track in secluded woodland - the writer Told That man our Planet the last get together with fellow Spoofers Been had great fun, it climaxed with a trip to the hospital and spent a night is the dark dangerous streets around London Waterloo station.
The writer Said That such "an occurrence'd Not be occurring in Winchester, as they has Been going under a rigorous training schedule with the" objective of emerging unscathed this time.
"I've been brushing up on me drinking," he said. "Pacing like meself. Shan't I be guzzling like the clappers this time - slow and steady, that's the ticket. Also I've got a steel splint for me Damaged thumb, and a motorcycle helmet, so I think there be Relatively safe in a slip / trip / fall scenario. As long as I do not fall onto the railway lines in front of a train, or something. Also I've Been Practising lamp post avoidance techniques under the tutelage of a former SAS man, and it's coming along quite well. There's some shops Not far away with lamp posts, sign posts, litter bins and assorted street furniture Where I Practice daily. I've only fallen over Twice so far in a month of training. "
A spokesperson for Hampshire Police Told us the spoofers That'll be the most welcome in Winchester Providing They do not get too excitable and start one-star banditing stuff like the historic cathedral. They stressed Flaming That'd Not be tolerated, but their pie Consumption'd be perfectly acceptable.
The Unnamed only Spoof writer refused "Thurs Further comment for months as they had to go for cutting wood at his camp fire as they had a hedgehog Wrapped in damp clay Thurs Roast in the Embers for dinner.
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