With the Similac Recall 2010 Well Underway, parents are scrambling to find alternatives to feed Their Babies.
Here's a (Hopefully Fictional) option: bacon-flavored baby formula. These guys sell bacon-flavored everything. We're hoping the baby formula is a joke, But Who Knows? Beats feeding your kid bug parts.
Here are a few humorous Other (and plausible) alternative infant foods:
Chocolate-flavored formula: oh, I wish I were joking about this one. Anyone remember The whole "chocolate infant formula" incident? Not as bad as the bug parts, But still pretty shameful.
Beer: My baby's first food on breastmilk. I Told My Dad at Thanksgiving That Could they give her the first taste of solid food, and they are takeing over and Gave her a sip of his beer. She loved it!
Bugs: Babies love to put things in Their mouths. Why waste money is expensive infant formula's "when there's plenty of bugs crawling just down the street for free?
and A Serious one:
Breastmilk: If you're Unable to breastfeed, you May Be Able To Get Donor milk for your baby through a milk bank. Nothing beats human milk When It Comes Thurs feeding human babies.
What are you feeding your baby Similac since the recall?
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