Project Runway Season 8, Episode 7 Recap: Poison Ivy's Resort Scare

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I'll try Not To Give a huge spoiler alert in the first few Sentences of this recap, but their know here I am outraged, simply outraged by Almost everything in last night's episode. Here i got all excited on hearing all Sorts of fun things about the Project Runway Show at Fashion Week yesterday, and now I am crushed. Even I do want to watch the last 9 episodes? Probably, I have a short memory so I'll Probably be over it by the time I open my next Diet Coke.So anyway, this week's challenge centered around Queen of FashionTM Michael Kors, a big boat and some palazzo pants. Seriously, everyone got on a boat in New York and over Mimosas and cheese Thought Thurs Themselves, "Palazzo Pants." Ok, how whatevs.Loved Michael Kors "gifted" the contestants with the cheapest set of Aviator sunglasses Makes them, and They made everyone look dumb. Those are the exact kind of sunglasses so they Makes Ramona Singer Can buy a Crate of Them and sell Them Thurs TJ Maxx.But again, I'm ranting. See how angry I am about this show, now? However I hearted Mondo Even more with the Whole, "My Whole resort wear knowledge base is waking up late in my apartment and wearing a T shirt and underwear." Same here dude, same here . And how precious Uncle Tim was grasping to the side of the boat, holding on for dear life, and looking like they was going to yak the Whole time? Poor Uncle Tim. No sea legs.So They have objectives to make a "Resort Wear" look and head to Mood Thurs buy some fabric and zippers, I guess. Then in the work room in Uncle Tim was random with the Velvet Bag of Death Where everyone Picks a partner for the epic "Twist" The Twist ...? The designers all have Thurs partner up and switch Their designs. They will play Both Roles of designer and tailor. And of course That brings it's subsequent drama, as Mondo has a fit over Michael C. 's inability Thurs sew, surprisingly wakes up and gets Worked out by the end of the episode they're holding EACH mutch. Interesting.The mutch high drama was Michael D. and Poison Ivy. I freaking can not stand Ivy. This is why I could never do a reality TV show. My temper is too short, and my fuse too quick. She would've Muslin had stuffed in her mouth as soon as she got, "well you can not make my design because you can not sew worth crap." out of her mouth. Poor Michael D. But we'll get to the alpha later ...